i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross


I get so excited when people send me asks, like you could literally just send me one that says pancakes and I’d be so flattered that you took the time to send me that


everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and I’m just getting lazier and finding more tv series to watch


let’s talk about the universe and make out


calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery